Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver.
I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa…
So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”
French person: 80
French person: lol blaze iti just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard
this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire
i’ve had e9 of this
THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY
Sweet, sweet 17tion.
10 is making me facepalm so hard.
I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16
pray for the people who have to 8ness this
- Baby boomer feminists: If Hillary wins, I can tell my granddaughters that they too can be president someday.
- Millennial feminists: If Bernie wins, I'll be financially secure enough that those granddaughters might actually exist someday.
Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face
